Ranking the NBA nicknames
Ranking the NBA nicknames

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By Berry Tramel
Published: September 3, 2008

1. New York Knickerbockers: Unique & New York-centric.

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2. Boston Celtics: Great name even without 17 titles.

3. Philadelphia 76ers: 89ers would have been good for OKC.

4. Detroit Pistons: Never heard of another Pistons.

5. Atlanta Hawks: Simple & regal.

6. Los Angeles Lakers: Makes no geographic sense but pleasing to the ears.

7. Phoenix Suns: Perfect for the desert.

8. Golden State Warriors: Great name in Philly and Frisco.

9. Charlotte Bobcats: Remarkably solid considering picked in 21st century.

10. Dallas Mavericks: Good play off Cowboys.

11. Cleveland Cavaliers: Has a nice ring to it.

12. Houston Rockets: Good tie-in to space industry.

13. Sacramento Kings: Sounds good, imagery shaky.

14. New Orleans Hornets: Not fancy, but Shinn's crew makes it work.

15. Memphis Grizzlies: Not great. Not bad.

16. Portland TrailBlazers: Almost always shortened.

17. Washington Wizards: I miss Bullets.

18. Denver Nuggets: Not crazy about mineral nicknames.

19. Chicago Bulls: Who says shorter is better?

20. Minnesota Timberwolves: Experts say Thunderbirds is too long. So why is Timberwolves OK?

21. San Antonio Spurs: No sizzle for a sizzling town.

22. Miami Heat: Best of singular names, which isn't saying much.

23. Toronto Raptors: Jurassic Park seems a long time ago.

24. Oklahoma City Thunder: Were all the plural names taken?

25. Milwaukee Bucks: Boring, boring, boring.

26. Utah Jazz: Good in New Orleans, stinks in Salt Lake.

27. Los Angeles Clippers: Nothing about this franchise works.

28. Indiana Pacers: Reference to another sport strange.

29. Orlando Magic: Tie to Disney World rather weak.

30. New Jersey Nets: Rhyming with Jets & Mets doesn't make it good.


 


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Thunders - please pass the shrimps. Or, the thunders scare me.
Jeffrey, Oklahoma City - Sep 4, 2008 at 11:42 am
Man, San Antonio, Miami and Chicago better just stop playing ball, there's no way they'll ever win championships with the names they have.
Oh, wait a minute . . . Interesting that 4 of the crappiest teams in the league are in Berry's top 10 of names. Listen folks, Names don't matter. W's and L's do. Amazing how cool the Bulls got when Jordan was lighting it up. Just win OKC!
Jeffrey, Oklahoma City - Sep 4, 2008 at 12:41 am
When I clicked on this headline I figured it would be some stupid thing Tramel did. And I was correct. PS: I didn't even look at his list!
Chris, Oklahoma City - Sep 3, 2008 at 8:50 pm

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