After missing all but one game of the 2005 season, Birdine is back to harass passers and yes, talk a little smack. When quizzed, Birdine didn't hesitate to call out several of his teammates about their behavior.
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Who's the team's biggest joker? It's John Williams. And if you ask him to smile, he even looks like Jack Nicholson.
Who's the biggest eater?
Oh, Duke Robinson. Man, he goes for everything. Mashed potatoes and gravy, chicken, steak, then he'll mix some doggone vegetables in there. Then he has some dessert. He should have eight hands.
What's the most disgusting thing you've seen in the locker room?
I've got to keep it clean. I'll just say the toilets.
Who's the biggest bum?
DeMarcus Granger. He leaves everything in front of his locker and there's the foulest stench coming out of it.
Who's the worst singer?
Garrett Hartley. He sounds like a girl. He tries to do R&B and it sounds like he's just whining.
What's something, if people found out about you, would be embarrassing?
I like Spider-Man. Yeah.
That's embarrassing?
You know, I'm a grown man. You're not supposed to like Spider-Man. I get teased about it all the time. Zach Latimer is like, 'They've got this Spider-Man action figure, you want to get it?' Stuff like that.
By John Helsley
